We scoured 30 disparate community calendars (yes, 30) so you didn’t have to. From live music to theatre, lectures to drag shows, we’ve got you covered. We encourage folks to contact the venue directly to learn of any last minute changes or cancellations.

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This week's Happenings calendar is sponsored by Downtown Roanoke Inc.:

This weekend

• Thursday through Sunday, 3/12 to 3/15 — “Southern Hospitality” presented by Attic Productions (7490 Roanoke Rd., Fincastle). A fast-paced Southern comedy packed with sass, schemes, salsa, and small-town heart. When the Futrelle sisters promise a massive town festival to impress a salsa factory rep, chaos unfolds. Continues through March 22. ($)
• Friday through Sunday, 3/13 to 3/15 — “Buddies” presented by The Bear Theatre at Community High School (302 Campbell Ave. SE, Roanoke). “Buddies” is a "Bromantic comedy," that explores why men have such a hard time making friends. What Do Guy Friends Even Do?" asks playwright Ben Abbott, a Hollins MFA playwrights program graduate. Continues through March 22. 

Wednesday, March 11

• 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. — PedalSafe ROA + Strong Towns Roanoke March Public Meeting: Envision Williamson Road meeting starting at Market Square (1 Market Sq., Roanoke). From there, the group will go on a 3-mile group bike ride up Williamson Road to experience the current roadway demonstration project. Bring a bike, helmet, and lights! At 6:30pm, gather at Williamson Road Library to discuss the experience, the project's outlook, and safety for all Williamson Road users. There will be a group ride returning to the start after the meeting. 
• 5:30 to 8 p.m. — Parenting the Love and Logic Way presented by Carilion Children’s Pediatric Medicine (4348 Electric Rd., Roanoke, in the Mill Mountain Room). For parents and guardians of children of any age. Parenting is certainly rewarding but it can also be frustrating. Raising happy, healthy, and well-adjusted children can sometimes seem overwhelming. Join us to learn how to make parenting fun and rewarding for both you and your child. Get answers to some of your toughest parenting issues. 4 week session for only $15. Continues through March 25. ($)
• 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. — Live music: Ben Trout Trio at Parkway Brewing Company (739 Kessler Mill Rd., Salem). 
• 6 p.m. — Silent Book Club at Evie’s Bistro & Bakery (1212 4th St. SW, Roanoke). No assigned reading. No pressure.
• 6 p.m. — The Next Chapter: 40+ Social Group at The Bibliopub (416 Campbell Ave. SW, Roanoke). Who says the best stories end at 40? Join fellow singles 40+ for The BiblioPub’s bi-weekly bash where laughter flows as freely as the drinks. Meet new people, swap stories, and maybe find your co-author for the next adventure. Whether you’re looking for friendship, flirtation, or just a fun night out, “The Next Chapter” might just be the start of your next great story.
• 6 to 9:15 p.m. — Women’s History Month Film Festival: Celebrating the Influence of Toni Morrison, A Poetry and Spoken Word Event & Screening of “Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am” hosted by Verses Listening Lounge and Collaborative Center at the Grandin Theatre (1310 Grandin Rd. SW, Roanoke). Featuring five powerful voices acknowledging the impact of Toni Morrison’s life work prior to a screening of the film, “ Toni Morrison: The Pieces I Am.” This artful and intimate meditation on the legendary storyteller examines Morrison’s life, her works and the powerful themes she has confronted throughout her literary career.
• 6:30 to 7:30 p.m. — Lecture: Cannabis & Healthcare by Dr. Bonni Goldstein, medical director of Canna-Centers Wellness & Education to be held at Roanoke College (221 College Ln., Salem). 
• 6:30 to 8 p.m. — Open House: Gainsboro, 11th Street projects hosted by the City of Roanoke at the Empowerment Center (40 Douglass Ave., Roanoke). City staff from Parks & Rec, Transportation, Planning, and Economic Development will be holding an open house on various projects in and near the Gainsboro and 11th Street emerging neighborhood centers.
• 7 p.m. — The Harlem Globetrotters 100 Year Tour at the Berglund Center Coliseum (710 Williamson Rd. NE, Roanoke). ($)
• 7 to 11 p.m. — Open Mic at The Front Row (356 Salem Ave., Roanoke). Whether you're a poet, musician, comedian, or just have something to say, this is your chance to shine. 
• 9:30 p.m.  —  Live music: Swamp Flower at Martin’s Downtown Bar and Grill (413 1st St., Roanoke). 

Thursday, March 12

• 11 a.m. — Chair Fitness with Tracey at Melrose Plaza (large fitness room) (2502 Melrose Ave. NW, Roanoke). Get fit while having fun. Classes are free. Repeats weekly.
• 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. — Daisy Art Parade Workshop with Jane Gabrielle at the Keeley Healing Arts Open Studio at Melrose Plaza. Join artists from across the valley in building for the Daisy Art Parade. Continues weekly until Mar. 19.
• 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. — Live music: Freak Rangers at Parkway Brewing Company (739 Kessler Mill Rd., Salem). 
• 6 to 8 p.m. — Art Event: Best in Show presented to benefit the Roanoke Valley SPCA at Charter Hall, Third Floor of the Market Building (32 Market Sq. SE, Roanoke). VIP Reception and Preview begins at 5. Images of the art will also be hosted on this event site and available for purchase at the reception, show, as well as sold online. ($)
• 7 p.m. — Lecture: Vanessa Priya Daniel, author of “Unrig the Game: What Women of Color Can Teach Everyone About Winning & How We Can Show Up for Them” at Hollins University’s Talmadge Hall (7916 Williamson Rd., Roanoke). In this lecture, Vanessa Priya Daniel will share the superpowers women of color leaders use to create winning strategies that drive meaningful change for all. She will also address how we remove the roadblocks that make leadership treacherous for women of color. Admission is free; register here.
• 7:30 p.m. — Live music: "The Visions Tour": Who They Fear, Varia, To Be A King at The Spot on Kirk (22 Kirk Ave. SW, Roanoke). ($)
• 9:30 p.m.  —  Live music: Reggae Night hosted by The Ambassador at Martin’s Downtown Bar and Grill (413 1st St., Roanoke). 

Friday, March 13

• 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. — March Member Hour: 75th Anniversary and New Visions for the Permanent Collection at the Taubman Museum of Art (110 Salem Ave. SE, Roanoke). Members are encouraged to bring up to two paying guests for this special morning program. ($)
• 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. — Live music: Jojo Stockton & Solacoustix at Parkway Brewing Company (739 Kessler Mill Rd., Salem). 
• 6 p.m. — Live music: A Night at the Garrison with Kinnfolk at Big Lick Brewing Co. (409 Salem Ave. SW, Roanoke). 
• 6 p.m. — Live music: Charissa Joy on the Platform at Twisted Track Brewpub (523 Shenandoah Ave., Roanoke). 
• 7:30 to 9 p.m. — Live music: Aspen Black with Randolph Thomas at the 3rd Street Coffee House (305 Mountain Ave. SW, Roanoke).
• 8 p.m. — Live music: Marty O'Reilly at The Spot on Kirk (22 Kirk Ave. SW, Roanoke). ($)
• 8 p.m. — Live music: Caligula Blushed at 5 Points Music Sanctuary (1217 Maple Ave. SW., Roanoke). ($)
• 8 p.m. — Live music: Adeem the Artist at the Harvester Performance Center (450 Franklin St., Rocky Mount). 
• 8 p.m. — Live music: Candlelight Celtic at the Jefferson Center’s Shaftman Performance Hall (541 Luck Ave., Roanoke). ($)
• 8 to 11 p.m. — Live music: Karaoke at Pok-E-Joe’s (105 E. Washington Ave. Vinton). 
• 9 p.m. — Nightlife: Karaoke night at Corned Beef & Co. (107 S. Jefferson St., Roanoke). 
• 10 p.m.  — Live music: Memphis Lightning at Martin’s Downtown Bar and Grill (413 1st St., Roanoke). Purchase tickets here. ($)

Saturday, March 14

• 10 a.m. — Live music: Celtic Celebration at Corned Beef & Co. (107 S. Jefferson St., Roanoke). Featuring Irish music in the street and an indoor party with live DJs. 
• 10 a.m. (parade steps off at 11 a.m.) — Freedom First St. Patrick’s Day Parade and Shamrock Festival in downtown Roanoke. Parade Route: Begins on Jefferson Street at Elm Avenue, continues to Campbell Avenue and ends at Williamson Road. Live music includes ON3, That 80s Band, Vintage Reign, and DJ Joey Nicely.
• 11 a.m.  — Live music: Martin's St. Pat's Street Party at Martin’s Downtown Bar and Grill (413 1st St., Roanoke). Music performances from: Eric Wayne Band, Phat Laces,  Hustle Souls, The Tan & Sober Gentlemen, Jacoozy, Ben Trout Band, Empty Bottles, Upstream Rebellion, The Company Stores, Phat Anchovies and Solacoustix. Purchase tickets here. ($)
• 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. — Live music: St. Paddy's Ramble at Starr Hill Pilot Brewery & Side Stage (6 Old Whitmore Ave., Roanoke). Starts at brunch and does not let up. Beer. Music. Dancing before noon. Outside chaos. Inside main-character energy. Music from: The Jordan Harman Trio, The Floorboards, DJ Bobby Hash.
• Noon to 6 p.m. — Green Envy St. Paddy’s Party at Dr. Pepper Park at the Bridges (9 Old Whitmore Ave., Roanoke). Live music from Five Dollar Shake and The Jared Stout Band, drink specials, and a festive atmosphere that’s fun for all ages. ($)
• Noon to 8 p.m. — Rocky Mount Pub Crawl  in downtown Rocky Mount. Visit participating local restaurants and retailers, scan codes, and earn points toward a free limited-edition commemorative beer mug (while supplies last). Find a list of participating businesses here.
• 2 to 9 p.m. — Live music: St. Patrick's Day featuring Star City Ceili Band with Abby & Andy at Big Lick Brewing Co. (409 Salem Ave. SW, Roanoke). 
• 3 to 5 p.m. — Once Upon A Song: Hansel & Gretel Family Fun Day presented by Opera Roanoke at the Historic Fishburn Mansion (714 13th St. SW, Roanoke). A family-fun afternoon of music and make-believe designed just for kids (and the grown-ups who love them). Join us at the historic Fishburn Mansion for face painting, storytelling, light kid-friendly snacks, and live mini-performances by our young artists featuring songs from Hansel and Gretel. Ages 5-11. No strollers or pets. 
• 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. — Live music: Shoobies at Parkway Brewing Company (739 Kessler Mill Rd., Salem). 
• 6 p.m. — Live music: Jam Rock at Caribbica Soul (215 Market St., Roanoke). Reggae + R&B + Pop + and more. Live music by Rare Chocolate Band & DJ Smash-It-Up.
• 6 p.m. — Live music: Terry Brown Ascension Project on the Platform at Twisted Track Brewpub (523 Shenandoah Ave., Roanoke). 
• 6:30 p.m. — Live music: Lenny Marcus Trio at Montano’s International Gourmet (7813, 3722 Franklin Rd. SW, Roanoke). 
• 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. — St. Patrick’s Day Bash at Living Proof Beer Company (40 West Court St., Rocky Mount). 
• 8 to 11 p.m. — Live music: Chris Hammock at Pok-E-Joe’s (105 E. Washington Ave. Vinton). 

Sunday, March 15

• 11 a.m. to noon — Yoga with BodyMindSoul Yoga at Parkway Brewing Company (739 Kessler Mill Rd., Salem). ($)
• 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. — Dog Bowl Market at Black Dog Salvage (902 13th St. SW, Roanoke). Featuring hand-made, upcycled, or vintage items. We will have your favorite vendors and some new ones, plus over 100 local artisans and vendors located inside The Marketplace at Black Dog Salvage. 
• 3 p.m. — Live music: Geoff the Fiddler at Olde Salem Brewing Company (21 E. Main St., Salem). 
• 4 to 6 p.m. — Spring Equinox Gathering presented by Roanoke Church of the Wild at Happy Hollow Gardens (6697 Mt Chestnut Rd., Roanoke). We meet outside, in a circle, and open ourselves to learn from the earth and trees, the waters and sky, and all living beings, human and more than human. This gathering will include contemplative practices, silent wandering, and fellowship. 
• 4:30 to 8:30 p.m. — Live music: Virginia Electric at Parkway Brewing Company (739 Kessler Mill Rd., Salem). 
• 6:30 p.m. — St. Patrick’s Dinner Show at Hotel Roanoke and Conference Center (110 Shenandoah Ave., Roanoke). A shamrock-shining evening of song, style, and celebration with TFox’s St. Patrick’s Regency Dinner Show in The Regency Room. Raise a glass, wear your green, and celebrate the magic of great music, incredible cuisine, and the joy of gathering together. Reservations, 540-853-8280 ($)

Monday, March 16

• 6:30 p.m. — Live music: Irish Music Session at Big Lick Brewing Co. (409 Salem Ave. SW, Roanoke). 

Tuesday, March 17

• 9 to 11 a.m. — Coffee & Writing Meetup at The Albemarle Bakery & Coffee House (203 Albemarle Ave. SW, Roanoke). Join other writers for a weekday morning meetup to write and chat at a local coffee shop. Meet around 9am and stay for a couple of hours, whatever works for you. Check the link above to verify the location before attending; details may change.
• 10:30 a.m. — Self-Help+ presented by Carilion Clinic Community Health and Outreach in the Conference Room at Melrose Plaza (2502 Melrose Ave. NW, Roanoke). Learn skills to cope with life’s challenges in this class series. A few minutes of practice each day are enough to improve how you feel. Free. Repeats weekly.
• 2 p.m. — Line Dancing with Tracy at Melrose Plaza (2502 Melrose Ave. NW, Roanoke).
• 4 to 7 p.m. — Open Art Studio Space at Wellness on Melrose (2502 Melrose Ave. NW, Roanoke). Work on your own project or get inspiration from a resource artist. Use our supplies or bring your own. All artistic levels are welcome. Repeats weekly.
• 4 to 8 p.m. — Happy Hour for All at A Few Old Goats Brewing –– Roanoke (515 8th St. SW, Suite 228, Roanoke). 
• 5 p.m. — Lucky to Live Local: Wine, Music, and a St. Patrick’s Day Murder Mystery at Stave and Cork (115 E. Main St., Salem). Live music from Geoff the Fiddler. Play a character, solve clues, and interrogate all of the suspects. Everyone will get their character role at this adults-only murder mystery event, so be sure to arrive by 6. Purchase advance tickets. ($)
• 7:30 p.m. — Live music: Filter with Finger Eleven and Local H at the Salem Civic Center (1001 Roanoke Blvd, Salem). ($)
• 8:30 p.m.  —  Live music: Christian Q & Co. at Martin’s Downtown Bar and Grill (413 1st St., Roanoke). 

Wednesday, March 18

• 5:30 to 8 p.m. — Parenting the Love and Logic Way presented by Carilion Children’s Pediatric Medicine (4348 Electric Rd., Roanoke, in the Mill Mountain Room). For parents and guardians of children of any age. Parenting is certainly rewarding but it can also be frustrating. Raising happy, healthy, and well-adjusted children can sometimes seem overwhelming. Join us to learn how to make parenting fun and rewarding for both you and your child. Get answers to some of your toughest parenting issues. 4 week session for only $15. Continues through March 25. ($)
• 7 p.m. — Live music: Big Richard at the Grandin Theatre (1310 Grandin Rd. SW, Roanoke). Bluegrass band Big Richard makes music for the 21st century’s twisted cultural unease. Their latest album Pet, out this February on Signature Sounds, is a fierce, provocative, rejoinder to what troubles them and the world right now. It was recorded live to tape in order to capture the fervor of their live shows. ($)
• 7 to 11 p.m. — Open Mic at The Front Row (356 Salem Ave., Roanoke). Whether you're a poet, musician, comedian, or just have something to say, this is your chance to shine. 
• 9:30 p.m.  —  Live music: Swamp Flower at Martin’s Downtown Bar and Grill (413 1st St., Roanoke). 

Upcoming

• 3/20, 6 p.m. — Mister Rogers’ Birthday Bash with I Heart SE at Starr Hill Pilot Brewery & Side Stage (6 Old Whitmore Ave., Roanoke). Put on your favorite cardigan and join us in the neighborhood.

Ongoing

• Through March 19, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. — Daisy Art Parade Workshop with Jane Gabrielle at the Keeley Healing Arts Open Studio at Melrose Plaza. Join artists from across the valley in building for the Daisy Art Parade, which will honor the legacy of former Gainsboro librarian Virginia Y. Lee.
• Through March 22. — “Southern Hospitality” presented by Attic Productions (7490 Roanoke Rd., Fincastle). A fast-paced Southern comedy packed with sass, schemes, salsa, and small-town heart. When the Futrelle sisters promise a massive town festival to impress a salsa factory rep, chaos unfolds. ($)
• Through March 22 — “Buddies” presented by The Bear Theatre at Community High School (302 Campbell Ave. SE, Roanoke). “Buddies” is a "Bromantic comedy," that explores why men have such a hard time making friends. What Do Guy Friends Even Do?" asks playwright Ben Abbott, a Hollins MFA playwrights program graduate.
• Through March. 22. — “9 to 5: The Musical” presented by Mill Mountain Theatre (1 Market Sq., Roanoke). Based on the seminal 1980 hit movie. Set in the late 1970s, this hilarious story of friendship and revenge in the Rolodex era is outrageous, thought-provoking and even a little romantic.
• Through March 22 — Jacob Smith — Thoughts and Prayers at Olin Hall Galleries at Roanoke College (240 High St., Salem). Using furniture, artifacts, dioramas, and sculptural elements, Smith’s work interrogates the forces that shape identity: gender roles, religious dogma, political propaganda, militarism, and consumerism. "Thoughts & Prayers" is a space for speculation, satire, and critique—a place to see the world not as it is, but as it might appear from the outside looking in.
• Through Sept. 27 — “CHANGE” at Art on 1st (300 1st St. SW, Roanoke). Change is a constant. We experience it through shifting seasons, changing landscapes, and transitions in our lives like moves, new schools or jobs, personal growth, and even the small change we carry in our pockets. We’ve invited artists to reflect on what change means to them and create a work that expresses their personal interpretation of transformation, transition, or evolution.